Sarah Jewel Has A Kidney Stone

Hi - If you are part of the field trip, you may proceed in an orderly fashion to the song portion of the blog which is located directly beneath the pink square towards the bottom of the post. Keep your hands to yourself, no pushing no shoving. Remember, we are on our best behavior.

Hi. Sarah Jewel is unable to be with us today because she is having a kidney stone removed removed/smashed/demolished. My name is Candid Carrie and I will be filling in her for today. Although Sarah Jewel graciously, reluctantly, and tearfully tried to refuse my offer to be Guest Host for her today and in her weakened condition she was unable to resist my suave-ly-ness and allowed an un-hostile takeover.

This is my first official gig as a Guest Host. It remind me of the time that I got in a car that I would have sworn was my car but the seat adjustment wasn't quite right and there Tinkerbell floormats and where did this new car smell come from ... well, that is me today.



My get well quick gift to Sarah Jewel is a song written by Normal Whitfield and Barret Strong entitled PaPa Was A Rolling Stone. It was released by The Temptations in 1972 and has now been tweaked and torqued by Candid Carrie and I present it to you today for your enjoyment, Sarah Jewel Has A Kidney Stone.

It was the last week of May, that day I’ll always remember,
‘Cause that was the day that my Sarah cried
I’ve never really met her
Heard nothin’ but good things about her
“I’m going under the knife, can you keep my blog alive”

She just hung her head and replied:

I have got a kidney stone
On the x-ray, next to my bone
And though I’ve tried
Pain won’t leave me alone.

Hey Sarah,
Is it true, what they say that passing a kidney stone hurts more than having a child?
And Sarah,
Did your husband hold your hand while the passing of the stone got wicked wild.

Sarah Jewel’s got a kidney stone
It was on the x-ray, next to her bone
And though she tried
That stone wouldn’t leave her alone.

Heard some talk about Sarah’s husband intervenin’
‘Cause Sarah’s try to get out of some cookin’ and cleanin’
Hey John, bring home something for your main squeeze
Sarah Jewel deserves take out from a local Applebee’s

Family just hung their heads and said:

Sarah’s got a kidney stone
It was on the x-ray, next to her bone
And though she tried
The pain wouldn’t leave her alone.

Now remember to leave a get well wish to Sarah Jewel. I noticed that she has her comments moderated, so comment slowly and clearly so she can sort through them all in her drug-induced rehabilitating state. If you want to party some more, you can head back to my place and feel free to be your rowdy selves again. Remember until you get there, keep your hands in the link at all times.